- Peanut Butter M&Ms
- The Kardashians
- Watching people fall down
- Watching people I know fall down
- Airplane turbulence
- Any television show with the words “Real Housewives of” in the title
- Correcting other people’s grammar
- Reading about serial killers
- “Lifetime” movies
- “Lifetime” movies about serial killers
- Bob Uecker
- Ambien
- Dr. Drew (See that? Right there? Is irony.)
- Baby talking to my three cats
- Answering for my three cats
- My mannequin, Leticia Beavers
So that's a little about me. Now tell me about yourselves ...
You know that song that goes "jump in front of a train for ya?" I always have to change the station when it comes on because I cannot stand the grammar! If some guy sang me a song like that? I'd smack him!!!
ReplyDeleteYou can borrow Leticia Beavers and she can smack him for you! And then feed you some Peanut Butter M&Ms.
ReplyDeleteGreat idea for sharing! My list...please don't tell anyone...includes Abba, Fifty Cent, and What Not to Wear. And yes, my wife has expressed concern about me!
ReplyDeleteI would like to tell you about myself, but I'm too occupied with the results from Googling Leticia Beavers images...
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