Pause.
Me: What the hell is wrong with me?
Cut to fifty-five minutes later:
Me: Please, please, please show Bruce’s new haircut!! And his piercings! I wonder if Kris and the girls will like his hair?!?!
Pause.
Me: Really, what the hell is wrong with me??
Two minutes later:
Me: What is Khloe wearing on her head? Does she believe she is a princess or is that her Halloween costume? Wait, why are the credits rolling? Is it over? It can’t be over!!
Brief pause.
Me: For the love of all that is holy, what is wrong with me?!?!
Pause. Grab for remote and quickly hit the channel guide.
Me: Damn, I can’t believe they’re not rebroadcasting this episode tonight. I wonder if “Real Housewives” is on.
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