- Peanut Butter M&Ms
- The Kardashians
- Watching people fall down
- Watching people I know fall down
- Airplane turbulence
- Any television show with the words “Real Housewives of” in the title
- Correcting other people’s grammar
- Reading about serial killers
- “Lifetime” movies
- “Lifetime” movies about serial killers
- Bob Uecker
- Ambien
- Dr. Drew (See that? Right there? Is irony.)
- Baby talking to my three cats
- Answering for my three cats
- My mannequin, Leticia Beavers
So that's a little about me. Now tell me about yourselves ...
